Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Excuse my french...

... but hindsight is a female dog.

You know that question about what super power you could have?
Well screw flying, x-ray vision, and all that nonsense.
My super power would be to know.
To know every twist and turn, know every angle, know every possible outcome.
I'm talking about the cheat sheet to this 'choose your own adventure' that is life.
Now you may be thinking that the whole 'unknown' factor is what adds the spice to life.
I say hogwash! No, no it is not.
Sure when things work out and you get a nice surprise, like finding a few bills in a random coat pocket, or snagging those lone fries at the bottom of the bag, yeah that's nice.
But when you sit and realize you should have seen something from the jump and have to face the fact that the opportunity may have passed you by, that blows. A lot. Much like a helium tank at a birthday party.
So the moral of the story is hindsight is a major womp.
...

Although hypothetically, if an opportunity was that great and meant to be, shouldn't it still be there once you wisen up to it?

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