The Pearl Chronicles

I've had my phone for about a 18 months (1.5. yrs for those of you who are a little rusty in the math department) and during that time it's only suffered minor damage.  Ya know, an occasion scratch here and there. I could essentially count the number of physical defects on one hand.

Now, in the past three days I have:

*clears throat*

• dropped it out of a window [onto concrete]
• seen it tumble out my pocket as I exit a car [onto concrete]
• slide of aforementioned vehicle [onto concrete]
• fall from my hands [onto a wood floor]

I'm cutting it of tomorrow cuz, well, yeah. I won't be needing it much where I'm going. 

And there you have it. It knew the end was near. It just wanted to be the one calling the shots. 

P.S. Completely unrelated:

Hello $.50. I really like your new song. Did you write it for Kelis?